He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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