now i know why i became what i already was.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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