Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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