Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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