i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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