mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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