filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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