Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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