Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
we're so committed to being not committed
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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