just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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