In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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