Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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