When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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