Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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