My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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