I wanna bring you to show and tell
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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