...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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I need you to use more vowels.
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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