people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
this will be a night to untag.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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