I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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