So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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