Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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