Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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