I just pynch a tree in the face
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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