Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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