I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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