why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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