he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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