i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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