Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You're a waste of cheezeits
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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