We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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