If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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