Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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