He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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lol hangovers are for mortals.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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