YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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