I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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