I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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