Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
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At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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