I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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