you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize