how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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