anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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