Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
40s are totally the cure
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I have aggressive nipples.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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