I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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