Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I need a beard to bite.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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