i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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