What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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