your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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