she was licking his armpits.
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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