if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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