Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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